| Contact...and I don't mean that lame ass movie with Jodie Foster |
[Dec. 19th, 2012|06:49 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| | It depends when you read it ;) | ] |
| [ | Annoying the neighbours with |
| | "Rats" In My Pants...Sonic Youth | ] |
This is a post that will remain here all the time.
All replies to it are screened and will remain screened and not just so it appears that no-one has ever had a problem with me ;).
Essentially it is so you can tell me anything, be it good, bad, or even, heaven forbid, a problem with me. *LOL*.
It is also a place to let me know if you have a problem in, or with, one of the communities I moderate.
It is an anything post. It's up to you what it is :).
Further details/explanation/credit for this idea can be found here.
If you came here to ask for advice anonymously from my friends' list, please click this and the magic of internet transportation will take you where you need to go. |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2009|04:44 pm] |
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| | "Crowds" In My Pants...Bauhaus. | ] |
In one of the communities I read there was a question as to whether anyone had ever had a 3 legged dog or cat. I replied about my dog, Goff, aka Goffic, Mr. Waggles, Puppykinzano, Goffaninni etc. and so I thought I would share here too.
I got him aged 2, complete with 4 legs and he was 3 days away from being put down as no-one wanted him as he wasn't "pretty enough" looks wise, but he had a gorgeous personality and I think he is cute as!
About 4 years ago, aged 11, I got back from Europe to find he had a tumor on his back leg. The vet, after many expensive tests, said she would need to amputate his leg (total cost of treatment $2500) and I should consider it given his age. I didn't consider it, there was nothing to consider, so into the operating theatre he went.
He came out and within a day he was walking about a mile a night. He would try and cock his leg and fall over as he was trying to prop himself on his stump leg side. He soon learned to use the stump to his advantage though, as in if he wants to stay somewhere and sniff he drops onto the stump and anchors himself, making me look like an asshole when I try to convince him to walk *lol*.
I have also been known to say loudly to him "Goff, come on! If you don't move right now I will chop another one of your legs off!" and watch those around us look in shock. *Evil Grin*.
A couple of years ago he chased a horse and caught up to it, (despite the horse reaching full gallop, Goff only having 3 legs and being closer to a Daschund than a Great Dane in height), he got himself kicked in the head and blinded in one eye. He has also had his balls removed (de-sexing) and is almost completely deaf through age. I now call him by the nickname "Lucky" ;).
He is now 14/15 years old, lives at my Dad's place and this is him:
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[Jun. 21st, 2009|08:34 pm] |
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| | "Hollow Hills" In My Pants...Bauhaus. | ] |
I am really loving Bauhaus more and more at the moment. This is actually quite a big statement as I have always been a fan. In fact I was such a fan that while visiting Germany I took about 100 pictures of signs that said "Bauhaus", suffice to say holiday slide shows at my house are best avoided if you value your sanity ;P.
Poll #1419172
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: AllDo you know the band Bauhaus? If you do know them, do you like them? |
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| I'm a jeeneus! |
[Jun. 19th, 2009|01:19 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
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| | "Charlotte Sometimes" In My Pants...The Cure. | ] |
Eventually one of these statements that I come up with will result in my genius being recognised and I will get lots and lots of money for saying things like this.
I also believe in pixies and hunt pots of gold at the end of rainbows.
America, land of the free first consultation with an injury lawyer. |
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| Quilton - It's like wallpaper for your back passage way! |
[Jun. 13th, 2009|11:09 am] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  annoyed | ] |
| [ | Annoying the neighbours with |
| | "Bodies" In My Pants...Sex Pistols | ] |
In Australia there is a brand of toilet paper that brings a whole new meaning to "Truth in advertising". It's called "Quilton" and their catch phrase is "Quilton really loves your bum" and they even go so far as to put this statement on the inside of the toilet roll.
The problem with this toilet paper is that it REALLY loves your bum! The damn paper sticks to your ass like an overly affectionate cell mate in a maximum security prison! |
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|08:06 am] |
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| | Not in the loo. | ] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  curious | ] |
| [ | Annoying the neighbours with |
| | "Bend and Flush" In My Pants...The Pork Dukes. | ] |
I did poll this a long time ago, but since then my friends' list has changed a lot, I mean really, can you believe some people actually don't like me??? ;P.
Since I am planning to take over the world and this will include public bathrooms, I need to know.
Poll #1414777
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: AllIn your utopia the toilet paper goes |
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[May. 30th, 2009|02:00 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  drunk | ] |
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| | "We are the champions" In My Pants...Queen. | ] |
I called it 3 -1 pre-game, and for a disallowed goal, that was, it was! Still 2 - 1 was good enough!
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[May. 29th, 2009|02:34 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  amused | ] |
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| | "What's up?" In My Pants...4 Non Blondes. | ] |
Thanks to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) pynkbyrd for this linkage. For the clickaphobic, Mitsubishi in New Zealand are offering a free goat with every purchase of a specific model of pick-up truck.
Now in Oz New Zealanders are referred to as "sheep shaggers". It is probably a wise move on their part that they are offering a goat and not a sheep, as it probably is breaking some law or other to offer sex to sell goods, though there is that old adage that sex sells.
Expects a certain New Zealander on my friends' list to GO BANANAS over my post ;) |
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| I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert... |
[May. 25th, 2009|01:43 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
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| | "Amazing Grace" In My Pants...The Dropkick Murphys | ] |
Can I interest any of you in a cold? I have one to give away to a good home. Really it is quite a good cold, it's house trained and everything and it's making me wish I had bought shares in the Kleenex Tissue Company, though really to have made a stockmarket killing with that, I should have invested in that as a teenager! I'll let you decide whether I was an emo teen, or horny teen, regarding this comment.
I'm really hoping to get better by the weekend as the FA Cup football (soccer) final is on. This is like the Super Bowl but in football and my boys, Chelsea, are taking on the Scouse scum Everton in the final. Damn we had better win or I will be so angry! The regular football season is now over. My fantasy team took a hammering over the weekend and I finished just outside of the top 100,000 for the season (I had been in 88,000th going into the weekend). I wanted to finish in the top 100,000 as there were 1.94 million people in the competition, but the Chelsea manager decided to rest Frank Lampard ahead of Saturday's match, meaning he missed the only game all season and threw my team into disarray :(. Still Frank can make it up to me by scoring a hattrick on Saturday...Got that football Gods??? Okay.
In other news my Dad is a big idiot and a big kid.
Briefly the back story is that his mate, Allan, is "at war" with his neighbour. His neighbour keeps reporting Allan for stuff that he isn't doing, for example making excessive noise (when Allan isn't even home) and urinating by the neighbour's front door. He then switched his story and decided that it was my Dad who was the Phantom Pisser.
The other day my Dad went fishing and caught a number of fish. When he came home and was cleaning the fish he realised he was one Redfin short. He, being my Dad, thought nothing more of this. The next day he went out to his car and was almost overpowered by a smell of rotting fish. Again, being my Dad, he did nothing about this, drove down to the town, picked up Allan and proceeded to take him to his optometrist's appointment an hour or so away, all the time enduring the smell of Lindsay Lohan's new perfume, "rotting fish". When they returned they finally opened the boot of the car to see what was causing the smell, to find the fish, happily rotting away, wrapped up in the fishing net.
Rather than being mature adults and disposing of the fish, they removed the fish and placed it in Allan's neighbour's mailbox, knowing that he was away for the next few days. Allan said that he is certain that the neighbour will blame him when he returns to find his mailbox needing treatment by the boys from hazmat, however he will just deny it and proclaim his innocence by explaining that he never goes fishing, so how the heck would he come by a fish.
I'm expecting there to be a duel with hand-held catapults and pea shooters and maybe even cap guns at noon between these "kids" in the very near future. |
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[May. 17th, 2009|01:49 pm] |
You're a cereal killer! What is your weapon of choice?
Poll #1401322
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: AllWhen you eat a bowl of breakfast cereal, assuming the dishes are done, what size spoon do you use? |
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[May. 16th, 2009|01:09 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  optimistic | ] |
Right, well having gone through my friends' list and not caused any drama for a change, I finally have a chance to get around to posting this.
Open to everyone, not just my friends' list.
I'm going to be doing a music trivia game on here, covering various genres of music. How it will work is once a week I will post a list of questions and those playing will get to answer them. I know people can cheat, but honestly I hope none of you will. I will also be pimping this post and game out to get as many players as possible.
At the end of each week I will post a league, showing where you are sitting based on the number of correct answers. I may also consider doing head to head battles each week, where you play against another person and get 3 points for a win, 1 for a draw and 0 for a loss. This too will include a table.
What I need at this point is for those interested in playing to leave a comment. This way I can reply to you each week to let you know when the new questions have been posted. You just have to be confident that you will be on LJ at least once a week to play.
If you have any questions please feel free to ask them now, as who knows it might help me iron a bug or two out of this concept.
Also, if you have friends who you think might enjoy playing, please direct them to this post :).
Register your interest here... |
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[May. 15th, 2009|02:52 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  naughty | ] |
Oooops, I did it again...and this time I didn't even mean to!
Over on ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) ask_me_anything there is a post that reads:
"If you needed to vapourise a frog, what would be the quickest and most convenient way to do that?"
I replied with:
"I like this post as I am all for the annihilation of the French!"
Suddenly a debate erupts, according to some my comment is genius, to others I am a hater and they are sick of haters. Apparently you only get abused these days for jokes about the French, it's ok to talk about animal cruelty :P
The only reason this isn't likely to make one of the stupid free dramaesque communities is that the mod on ask_me_anything posted the original question and liked my reply and people there are too scared to argue with him.
Individual answers are hidden to encourage honesty in your votes. Comments can be left anonymously, with no IP tracking if you think I deserve a telling off, or want to help me to conspire to kill all the French people, but don't want the police to know what you're up to.
All that said:
Poll #1400502
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: NoneMy comment was: |
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[May. 14th, 2009|08:40 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  devious | ] |
So I just went to Youtube and it appears the Religious Right have taken control! I was looking up the classic song by James, "Laid" and I found that where it used to go:
"This bed is on fire
With passion and love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top"
It is now that she only "sings" when she's on top. Other than live footage, there is no original version on there!
You know what I have to do now don't you? I have to go to Youporn and look up "Laid", as that is obviously where they have moved it to. So if it appears that from now on I am visiting Youporn a lot that's the reason why....Now how do I back date this entry say 3 years??? ;). |
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[May. 13th, 2009|09:48 pm] |
Apparently this is the reason people don't speak to me....
Girl: "I keep dreaming that I am pregnant. What does this mean?"
Me: "It's subliminal advertising from contraceptive companies." |
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[May. 12th, 2009|07:10 pm] |
One of the things I really like about travelling is that you notice things that the locals have taken for granted and often you find yourself laughing while receiving questioning looks from them....Shaddup, that IS the reason they were giving me strange looks!
A few examples of these are:
Whoppers candy (Kind of like Maltesers) state proudly on the box "Naturally and Artificially Flavored"....This might have something to do with the theory that people have very short attention spans and will only read the first word before being distracted.
In Philadelphia they have signs on the highways that say "Emergency pull off area", now in Australia "pull off" is a euphemism for jerking the gherkin. I wondered if they also included boxes of tissues for your convenience, most likely in a vending machine.
I do have to admit that in Philly they have a unique way of handling speeding drivers apparently, as evidenced by the signs that warn "Speed limits enforced by aircraft"...I was waiting for an Exocet Missile to come flying down and take out a speeding car! |
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[May. 11th, 2009|04:45 pm] |
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| | "People Are Strange" In My Pants...Echo and the Bunnymen | ] |
Strange things tend to bug strange people. I admit I am strange.
I realised the other day that I have never known anyone whose favourite colour is brown...Unless any of you lot are harbouring a dirty little brown loving secret - Yikes that sounded rather like a website that I would avoid in my porn travels, or the closing remarks of the Nazi Party meeting. |
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[May. 10th, 2009|02:03 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| | amused | ] |
This whole "drama" on heated_debate that I mentioned the other day just keeps getting better.
sardoodledum responds to the comment about bashing a post-op transexual with:
Hate crimes ho! Stay classy, animedude! :D
animedude, showing he really is not bright:
How is that a "hate crime"?
sardoodledum explains:
Beating up someone because they are transgendered? How is it not a hate crime?
curefreak, being a smart ass says:
I'd almost be willing to bet that he will claim it's not a "hate crime" because he will enjoy beating them up ;).
sardoodledum gets it and replies:
Obviously. If I beat someone up with love in my heart it's a LOVE crime! :DDD
animedude, still feeling he isn't a sure thing for wanker of the week, says:
I'd enjoy beating YOU up. That doesn't mean that if you were an official member of the Inspector Gadget fan club, it would be a hate crime against Inspector Gadget fans.
I'm not saying this guy isn't bright, but it would need to be a VERY dark place for him to show a glimmer of intelligence. |
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