| Contact...and I don't mean that lame ass movie with Jodie Foster |
[Dec. 19th, 2012 at the third stroke, the time will be 06:49 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| | It depends when you read it ;) | ] |
| [ | Annoying the neighbours with |
| | "Rats" In My Pants...Sonic Youth | ] |
This is a post that will remain here all the time.
All replies to it are screened and will remain screened and not just so it appears that no-one has ever had a problem with me ;).
Essentially it is so you can tell me anything, be it good, bad, or even, heaven forbid, a problem with me. *LOL*.
It is also a place to let me know if you have a problem in, or with, one of the communities I moderate.
It is an anything post. It's up to you what it is :).
Further details/explanation/credit for this idea can be found here.
If you came here to ask for advice anonymously from my friends' list, please click this and the magic of internet transportation will take you where you need to go. |
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| Mondo Teeno giving head. |
[Feb. 9th, 2010 at the third stroke, the time will be 06:55 am] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  weird | ] |
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| | "Love Missile F1-11" In My Pants...Sigue Sigue Sputnik | ] |
Just for fun I would like you to answer this question anonymously. I will screen all replies and only unscreen those posted anonymously. If you post as you, I will re-post your comment anonymously, so no grandstanding on your soapbox here....You will get this joke when you read the question and you will laugh, oh how you will laugh ;P.
If you could be guaranteed of not smelling and not being unhygienic, would you shower/bathe/wash as often as you do, or would it be less often?
I know Aussies, trust a question like this to come from a Pom :P |
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[Feb. 4th, 2010 at the third stroke, the time will be 01:54 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  amused | ] |
OK, I am really excited now. I have made a friend! Yes, me, I made a friend! He is intelligent, as in really intelligent and he says I am fun to play with. This is so awesome.
Oh and guess what else? He is real, as in you can meet him too.
If you want we can all play together.
I'd like you to think of an obscure celebrity, character etc. and then see how many guesses it takes him to work out who you were thinking of.
Click here to meet him.
No need to use a real name or give any real details :).
I'd also like you to tell me if you can beat him (apparently it can be done and if you can't what the maximum number of guesses you made him take were. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2010 at the third stroke, the time will be 06:05 am] |
You guys know me reasonably well, therefore I turn to you for suggestions, what do you think my new career path should be? (This post is actually far less than serious, I mean why would anyone actually listen to you lot? ;P. So have fun.).
You see I've been dressing as Paris Hilton's dog and sitting in her handbag with a video camera hoping to get another sex video, but I think she's starting to finally get suspicious as I am not the size of a chihuahua....Thank goodness she is dumb as so far I've been able to get away with it for 2 years.
Please note, that is true, I have not actually become a furrie.
Oh and ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) illogicalduck, Happy Birthday...Remember to Yo, Yo, Yo, Go Bananas today :). |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2010 at the third stroke, the time will be 06:51 am] |
Happy Birthday travel_brat!
For your birthday I rang the police and said you had skipped bail and could they send a certain bounty hunter group after you.....See, I do care ;P. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2010 at the third stroke, the time will be 07:28 am] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  aggravated | ] |
Dear entries that appear on my friends' list, I would like to introduce you to something. Here, meet this ', it's known as an apostrophe.
Later in your acquaintance I will teach you where to put it, however in the meantime please feel free to help yourself to some from the stash below:
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Oh and you know what? Being a grammar whore really doesn't pay as well as you would think it would! :S
I love the irony provided by the spell check in my user pic. for this post *lol*. |
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| I got it bad you don't know how bad I got it. You got it easy you don't know when you've got it good |
[Jan. 29th, 2010 at the third stroke, the time will be 01:52 pm] |
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| | "Wouldn't it be good?" In My Pants...Nik Kershaw | ] |
Your instantaneous response, based on my market research team's findings*, may be that this is a no brainer. However when you consider the complexities involved it may not be as simple as it first appeared.
*What? You didn't think I ran these polls without thorough investigation and extensive psychological testing with control groups etc. did you? Oh and on that subject, god love those university students, the things they will do for $5 an hour...though apparently porn is not one of them :( *LOL*.
Poll #1518337
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21Which are you going to choose? Given the morbidity of this post I feel inclined to give you a box to click for no reason: |
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| Holiday Inn claims it has about 100,000 washcloths stolen a year. |
[Jan. 26th, 2010 at the third stroke, the time will be 02:09 pm] |
I posted the following on ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) ask_me_anything, but I am re-posting it here, plus this version has the added goodness of pollness!
So I was watching Hotel Babylon last night and they claim that hotels expect patrons to steal and actually add 10% to each bill to cover the predicted theft. I got to thinking:
What are your thoughts on theft from hotels?
Also...
What if anything have you stolen from a hotel? How about your "friend"?...You know the one I'm talking about, you talk to the doctor about them and their embarrassing sexual affliction. ;)
Poll #1516949
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 20Have you ever stolen anything from a hotel? Would you steal a box to click for no reason from a hotel? |
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| My drugs aren't for sharing, so don't ask, just vote! |
[Jan. 25th, 2010 at the third stroke, the time will be 02:08 pm] |
As most of you know I am a mad keen football (soccer) fan. It's for this reason I subscribe to news updates from the BBC on LJ. Today reading through I realised that someone there may be having a laugh with the article titles. Here are a couple of them:
"Bent needs more support - Bruce."
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"Sunderland target Cabanas shot"
Please tell me, do you think these were genuinely a coincidence and I'm just being paranoid, or do you agree with me that there appears to be something to it?
Oh and feel free to vote anonymously if you wish, hence why I did this as a post as opposed to a poll :) |
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[Jan. 24th, 2010 at the third stroke, the time will be 03:47 pm] |
Happy Birthday to onlylisa, 22 today! ;)
curefreak's breaking news...and not just due to clumsiness ;).
A new reality TV show is about to hit the airwaves. It's a cross between "body improvement" shows and "home renovation" shows. Don't believe me? The proof is here. *LOL*. |
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| You might as well resign yourself to what you're going through... |
[Jan. 22nd, 2010 at the third stroke, the time will be 05:24 am] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| | amused | ] |
| [ | Annoying the neighbours with |
| | "Love Action" In My Pants...The Human League. | ] |
Well that was rather quick. I've been back on LJ for about 15 seconds and I already have troll action, though just for a change it is me who is being accused of being a troll this time, as opposed to having one grab hold of my back bumper and not let go. *lol*.
I did a poll on ask_me_anything basically asking if you could assume the identity of a school student and go back to those days for 6 months with your current mentality would you do it. The replies were actually quite interesting.
The following couple of comments took place which can be seen here and yet this one was allowed to go through to the keeper/catcher untouched. Ahhh, LJ, how I missed thee ;P....Oh and I would suggest that tokio has her knickers in a twist, but then I'd just be accused of having an underwear fetish and frankly since it's the neighbour's washing day today I don't have time for this *Perverted Grin*. |
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| And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink, while the married ones turn on a chat show... |
[Jan. 20th, 2010 at the third stroke, the time will be 12:57 pm] |
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| | "Nothing Ever Happens" In My Pants...Del Amitri | ] |
GUESS WHO IS BACK???....Now since most of you on my friends' list are smarter than me, I am ONLY going to give you 3 guesses at this question! ;)
So, what is new? Fill me in on all the gossip from your lives if you would be so kind. I've missed you guys and really want to know what I have missed. If you are sitting there going "Well I have no real news to report." perhaps you should join ask_me_anything, as I am sure those on my friends' list that frequent that community will have gossip, scandal and outrage to fill me in on, even if it's only about the members of that community ;).
Interestingly my friends' list only dropped by 2 while I was away...I say interestingly, it's actually kind of scary as more people remove me from their friends' list when I am posting than when I disappear, though perhaps you all secretly had a pool and were betting on my return and hung around to see when that would be. The 2 people who did leave my friends' list deleted their whole journals too, I guess LJ wasn't the same without me....Thank goodness for masochists in this world, otherwise my phone's contact list would be empty!
Oh and I have a couple of poll type questions for you, but I am going to make you wait for another entry and see how well you dish the dirt on your own lives first ;). Remember if your news is not for public reading I have a screened post at the start of my LJ, so it can remain between you, me and anyone I speak to, which basically means it will remain between you and me only as we all know that I am the guy who rang the suicide hotline one time and after speaking with a counsellor for 5 minutes turned them into a NIKE rep. as they kept saying "Just Do It" over and over again *lol*. |
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[Oct. 31st, 2009 at the third stroke, the time will be 08:32 pm] |
Hey everyone,
I am about to lose access to the internet for a while. How long is a while you may ask. No effin' idea is my reply. I'm thinking we are talking months, as opposed to less time, or more time.
I'm hoping a lot of things will work out ok over the next little while, so I would appreciate any positive thoughts etc. you could send my way. If however you have any negative thoughts send them toward politicians as goodness knows the impact of the negative thoughts will have run out by the time they make their way through the bureaucratic process ;).
I wish you all well and believe me when I say each and every one of you, no matter how small our conversations on here may have been, matter to me. I will not hold it against you should you choose to remove me from your friends' list during this time, but I will be saddened. I hope each and every one of you have great news to share when I return and I would like to say thank you for bringing me the pleasure you have and for sharing your lives with me, it has meant a great deal to me and here's hoping it will continue.
Take care...Unless of course "care" doesn't belong to you, in which case it's stealing and that will result in you being sent to the naughty chair in the naughty corner ;). |
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| I can't believe the news today, I can't close my eyes and make it go away.... |
[Oct. 22nd, 2009 at the third stroke, the time will be 10:26 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  confused | ] |
So what do you all think about the guy who was arrested for making coffee, in his own home, naked, at 5.30am by a woman who was walking past with her son?
The article, in case you haven't seen it, is here. Or alternately ( clickaphobes can read it under here. )
The only real logic I can see with it is that she had been listening to The Boomtown Rats' "I don't like Mondays", she realised it was a Monday and she thought he was going to shoot her with his exposed weapon!...WHAT??? It's about as plausible as this guy being arrested for indecent exposure FFS! ;)....Though lucky for him he was making homemade coffee, as you really wouldn't want to spill McDonald's coffee on yourself if you were naked! *GRIN*.
Goes off singing "What's the story morning glory" ;) |
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| My friend says we're like the dinosaurs only we're doing ourselves in much faster than they ever did |
[Oct. 17th, 2009 at the third stroke, the time will be 08:20 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  thirsty | ] |
| [ | Annoying the neighbours with |
| | "Pets" In My Pants...Porno For Pyros | ] |
So I was reading through LJ and I click a NSFW cut. There is a porno picture under the cut. Now being a guy I looked at the picture and then read the comments, yes ladies, we guys do actually read the articles in those girlie magazines (Taken guys, the Paypal donate button is on my user info page ok?!).
One of the first comments...What? I said we read, I never claimed it was a lot!....Anyway one of the first comments was "Ha, ha, ha, I went to school with her!"
I got to reminiscing. I've inadvertently come (don't you dare pun people!) across pictures of people I know naked, though as yet not hardcore porn.
I used to work with a girl who appeared naked in the Aussie cult movie "Bad Boy Bubby" and a couple of people I knew by sight who studied drama at my university also appeared naked in simulated sex scenes in that movie.
Another time I was flicking through one of those very soft porn, as in no hard or soft thingies in sight, magazines in the newsagent and under the "Readers' wives/Home girls" section was a selection of pictures of the woman who worked in the deli down the street from my home....sadly for all concerned it didn't result in me shopping for bread and milk more regularly!
So I am curious, and feel free to answer anonymously if you wish :), have you ever seen someone you know in a situation like this when you weren't expecting it? |
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| Inner thigh perm???? OK then! |
[Oct. 14th, 2009 at the third stroke, the time will be 06:01 pm] |
Happy Birthday to ugotogal, here is a present for you and anyone else who likes a laugh :).
I can't believe it's not butter an advertisement! |
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| If looks could kill, they probably will, In games without frontiers-war without tears |
[Oct. 13th, 2009 at the third stroke, the time will be 01:07 pm] |
| [ | Caution! Curefreak is |
| |  contemplative | ] |
| [ | Annoying the neighbours with |
| | "Games Without Frontiers" In My Pants...Peter Gabriel | ] |
I've been talking to people recently, I mean in a non-confrontational, friendly manner....Yeah, I was surprised too ;P. I got to wondering:
Poll #1470691
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 28When I go to bed to sleep, the optimal temperature in the bedroom for me is |
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