My socks are ambidextrous (ambitoed?). I don't care which foot goes in which sock as long as they are clean and dry. What I CANNOT stand is those crazy-ass socks with individual toes built into them. WTH is up with that?
Toes built into them? Umm, headbanger dear, you REALLY need to get your eyes done as they are in fact gloves that you are putting on your feet sweetie! *GRIN*.
(Oh and I had to use this icon in my reply!)
I think socks are good at comforming to feet, so within a few wears, you'll see a distinguishable right and left.
Thank you! You have made me feel a lot better, everyone else was making me feel insane, well a tad more than usual that is ;)
Nope, although I always put a sock on my left foot first, but its any sock that I pick up, and sometimes they are not really a pair but close enough to the same colour.... of course I rarely wear socks... so it doesn't upset them at all.
I used to always put my left sock on first, then one day I decided to change my life, so I got divorced, threw myself into abject poverty, got rejected in my application to join a convent SEXISM I TELLS YA!!! and started putting my right sock on first - true story sort of.
Nope, my socks are interchangeable. I do try to match them to my outfit though. Even if I'm just lounging around the house. I like them to match my pajama pants or the top I'm wearing. Because I never know when the man of my dreams is going to come knocking at my door, and when he does, he might just be swept off his feet by my amazing matching skills. ;D
Your dream guy is a door to door Kirby vacuum cleaner salesman with fashion skills? Wow! ;)
ROFL! The scary thing is, back in the day I spent a week training to sell Kirby vacuums.
Did I just say that out loud?
I don't know if you said it out loud, but it would be kind of weird if you did as we are conversing via LJ and not Skype ;P
Oh you poor thing! I remember we gate crashed a party once (It was officially THE dullest party I have ever attended) and I got cornered by a very large guy who sold Kirby vacuum cleaners and had to listen to him sell the benefits of them for over an hour - I remember particular emphasis being put on their ability to unscrew light bulbs. I eventually told him that I was actually Swedish and part of the Electrolux family and I appreciated the confidential information he had given me. He panicked and stopped talking immediately *LOL*!
Ha ha ha ha!! Leave it to you to think up something as brilliant as working for Electrolux. Your skills, they never cease to amaze me, H.
And swear to god, the reason I ditched Kirby, besides the obvious boredom factor, was because I just could not attempt to convince people with a straight face to spend almost a thousand dollars on a fucking vacuum cleaner. Even if it did unscrew light bulbs. :P
A fucking vacuum cleaner might sell rather well though - well at the very least I would let you stay long enough to demonstrate it for me ;)
Buwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! That icon goes so well with that sentence. You are a riot, H. :D
No righties or lefties in my sock drawer, I'm afraid, although I did just buy three new pairs yesterday. I love new socks. Given that I'm on my feet all day, they're wonderful.
No righties or lefties in your sock drawer eh? So you are what one would consider a
political sock moderate then I suppose? ;)
Mine are not, but for a while, my daughter preferred it that way. We put a dot on the bottom of all her right socks with a fabric marker so they would always get worn on the same foot. Maybe you just have big feet that really stretch out the socks. And you know what they say about big feet...
Hmm, what exactly do they say about big feet? That you where big shoes? Anything else would cause me to look at Ronald McDonald with respect that I am just not willing to give him!
Would it help if I told you I've heard that Ronald is actually a woman? No? Okay, we'll just go with "big feet = big heart." You know, in a non-life-threatening-disease kind of way.
Back when I was 11 or so I swear my next door neighbour's Mum was the spitting image of Ronald McDonald. I'm not sure if that's why I don't like Ronald, or if that's why I didn't like her, or if I am just full of hatred toward people that look like the result of a mutant orgy *lol*.
Some of mine do but not most.
So some are trained, but others are not? ;)
2012-03-15 05:23 am (UTC)
No they do not. I wear at least three times before I toss them in the hamper. My feet don't stink, do they? *sticksfootout*
Are you trying to make me develop a foot fetish?
2012-03-30 03:02 pm (UTC)
My apologies, I thought you had one already. *runs*
You have been looking at my browser history again! Also running really isn't helping someone with foot fetish issues, it's the equivalent of the non fetishist's cum shot scene *lol*.
2012-03-18 03:02 am (UTC)
I don't wear socks often...I think the answer is no, though....
Depends on the type of socks they are or the feet the socks cover.
Are you suggesting that you have multiple feet in your drawers and select them based on days and activities? ;)