Can you buy lots and save the manufacturing industry please?
Only if people around here donate generously - or I take up an alternate career or 50.
Sweetie, if we can sue Hollywood for misrepresenting things and shattering our dreams, I would be a zillionaire and Hollywood would be bankrupt!
I'd offer to send you an American car... but mine is Japanese. :)
I have an odd feeling that you are a Honda driver - and no, that's not because I saw it parked on your driveway on my way to your bedroom window.
Well as you discovered from my photo post, you've been at the wrong window. Toyota. :)
That was actually between my first and second guess, I was wavering, but given that Toyota is such a prolific seller I thought it would be rather a naff guess. I myself drive a Mazda.
Unfortunately, I drive a classic soccer mom car. I love my car, I just wasn't very original in my choice, I guess.
Well my Mazda is a Mazda 6, not the RX-8 and certainly not a Porsche, so really I am sitting in a glass house with quite a lot of stones, though I do like it it is unlikely to get me laid *lol*.
Yeah well my Toyota isn't doing that for me either.
Besides, just having a job and a car puts you ahead of a lot of other men...
Well you shouldn't have got the windows of your car tinted so dark!
Oh yeah, the men I am ahead of are real Casanovas I assure you :P
Haven't you seen this list?http://www.jokesplace.com/joke/what_women_want.html
You are knocking them out of the park for 42 year old men! Owning a car isn't even on the list (although it assumes you can drive and have access to one). So you get bonus points! (Plus a Mazda 6 is a nice car!)
Wow, that's funny AND insightful! No wonder I am still a virgin!
What women want in a man at age 72:
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
You should definitely be able to impress a 72 year old woman! Or do you have trouble with item #2 on the list?
Nevermind, don't tell me.
"Nevermind, don't tell me."
You'd prefer a video perhaps? Hmmm???
Good God, no! I don't need proof either way, I am more than happy to take your word for it. Actually, I don't even need to know at all... oh, curefreak, way to ruin all those sexy daydreams. Now all I can think about is whether you miss the toilet.
Trust me I have no issues with missing the toilet. In fact I often find myself travelling around the S-Bend. I assume the sexy daydreams are now well and truly reinstated (Oh and yes, I realise I am such a guy thinking this would reinstate sexy daydreams *lol*).
Plan C might work if you could also convince the courts that you weren't starting to exhibit signs of insanity. Otherwise, you're in the nuthouse, duuuuddde.
Thank goodness for internet anonymity ;)