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A Psychopathic Poet, The Devil's Bastard Son.

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Voice Post [Dec. 25th, 2012 at the third stroke, the time will be 01:43 am]
A Psychopathic Poet, The Devil's Bastard Son.
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[User Picture]From: gypsynash
2012-12-25 11:23 pm (UTC)
ROFL.
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[User Picture]From: banglesau
2012-12-26 05:53 am (UTC)
I cannot describe the terror I felt when I pressed the play button
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-01-06 08:21 pm (UTC)
I can relate. I get up the next morning with a mouth that tastes like I ate every last sock of every marathon runner that has ever lived and have only the vaguest recollection of what I babbled about on here the night before *lol*.
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[User Picture]From: elizaswain
2012-12-28 11:48 pm (UTC)
Yay! Three posts! What a great Christmas gift! And super-bonus, a voice post! I did read and listen to these on Christmas, but due to your heavy accent, plus that little bit of vodka, I've had to listen to this several times and I'm still not clear on everything. I did love the Stacy's Mom in your pants joke... and I know there was something about December 21 not being the apocalypse and you being a new messiah, and sponsorship... I'll keep listening. You know I'll be all stalker-like and keep coming back to hear your voice anyway... :) Hope you are well.
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-01-06 08:24 pm (UTC)
Perhaps if you listen to it enough not only will you understand my English/Aussie slurrings but you may even come to think that I am also actually making some sort of sense and have some kind of point in much the same way as we believe laws to be correct due to saturation.
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[User Picture]From: museofmyself
2013-01-08 03:12 am (UTC)
The main thing I got out of this is that you're offering your services for ... something. What exactly, I couldn't understand. That leaves a lot to my imagination, which is never a good thing. That could get you into a lot of trouble! Of course, you would enjoy that, wouldn't you? ;D
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-01-10 01:01 am (UTC)
Only if involves a pineapple, a banana, brill cream and a horse whip made of latex.
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[User Picture]From: museofmyself
2013-01-11 09:57 pm (UTC)
I love it when you talk dirty. ;D
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-01-13 07:39 pm (UTC)
I know, that's why your name comes up every time I ask the bank manager to lend me money to start up my phone sex line business!
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[User Picture]From: museofmyself
2013-01-13 09:19 pm (UTC)
Why is this making me blush?!! ;D
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-01-13 10:04 pm (UTC)
Perhaps you're shy about your fame at my local bank? ;P
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[User Picture]From: museofmyself
2013-01-13 10:12 pm (UTC)
Apparently - I cannot stop blushing!! :P
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-01-13 10:25 pm (UTC)
Unless "blushing" is now a euphemism that I am not familiar with....
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[User Picture]From: museofmyself
2013-01-13 10:31 pm (UTC)
Ha ha ha ha! You're not letting me get any work done here, H ... ;D
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-01-13 11:27 pm (UTC)
You are now just looking for justification to spank me ;)
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[User Picture]From: museofmyself
2013-01-13 11:28 pm (UTC)
As if I needed justification for that!! ;D
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