||[Dec. 25th, 2012 at the third stroke, the time will be 01:43 am]
A Psychopathic Poet, The Devil's Bastard Son.
I cannot describe the terror I felt when I pressed the play button
I can relate. I get up the next morning with a mouth that tastes like I ate every last sock of every marathon runner that has ever lived and have only the vaguest recollection of what I babbled about on here the night before *lol*.
Yay! Three posts! What a great Christmas gift! And super-bonus, a voice post! I did read and listen to these on Christmas, but due to your heavy accent, plus that little bit of vodka, I've had to listen to this several times and I'm still not clear on everything. I did love the Stacy's Mom in your pants joke... and I know there was something about December 21 not being the apocalypse and you being a new messiah, and sponsorship... I'll keep listening. You know I'll be all stalker-like and keep coming back to hear your voice anyway... :) Hope you are well.
Perhaps if you listen to it enough not only will you understand my English/Aussie slurrings but you may even come to think that I am also actually making some sort of sense and have some kind of point in much the same way as we believe laws to be correct due to saturation.
The main thing I got out of this is that you're offering your services for ... something. What exactly, I couldn't understand. That leaves a lot to my imagination, which is never a good thing. That could get you into a lot of trouble! Of course, you would enjoy that, wouldn't you? ;D
Only if involves a pineapple, a banana, brill cream and a horse whip made of latex.
I love it when you talk dirty. ;D
I know, that's why your name comes up every time I ask the bank manager to lend me money to start up my phone sex line business!
Why is this making me blush?!! ;D
Perhaps you're shy about your fame at my local bank? ;P
Apparently - I cannot stop blushing!! :P
Unless "blushing" is now a euphemism that I am not familiar with....
Ha ha ha ha! You're not letting me get any work done here, H ... ;D
You are now just looking for justification to spank me ;)
As if I needed justification for that!! ;D