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A Psychopathic Poet, The Devil's Bastard Son.

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World Domination Update. [Mar. 7th, 2013 at the third stroke, the time will be 06:25 am]
A Psychopathic Poet, The Devil's Bastard Son.
[Annoying the neighbours with |"No one is to blame" In My Pants...Howard Jones]

As you are probably aware I am planning on becoming Undisputed World Leader. As such I have plans. My first plan is not to get out of bed until at least 2pm daily. The rest of you can get up as required, but me, no way. You see they say that "the early bird catches the worm", well who is to say I am not a worm in the scheme of things? As such I'll be buggered if I am going to explore the intestinal tract of a bird and certainly not at some ungodly hour that precedes mid afternoon!

Consider yourselves informed.
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[User Picture]From: ghost_light
2013-03-07 06:54 pm (UTC)
Thank you, Sir!
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-03-10 07:43 pm (UTC)
I like this "Sir" business as it makes a refreshing change to be called Sir and not have it followed up by an offer for a credit card!
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[User Picture]From: ghost_light
2013-03-17 09:39 pm (UTC)
It seemed proper for the new Leader
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-03-21 08:16 pm (UTC)
He approves. Ehh, he being me of course, I am merely toying with the way it will read when I have someone else writing things on my behalf.
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[User Picture]From: ghost_light
2013-03-25 05:33 pm (UTC)
I volunteer!
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-03-26 08:50 pm (UTC)
See, I like that too, as now it appears that I am running a quasi democracy as you got the chance to volunteer before being volunteered. Oh and having Snoopy on your application's letterhead did you absolutely no harm either for the record!
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[User Picture]From: museofmyself
2013-03-08 12:54 am (UTC)
Hmph. I thought you already were Undisputed World Leader.
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-03-10 07:45 pm (UTC)
Really? No, not yet, this world will be A LOT different when I am and trust me you will know! Oh and now I will need an alpaca to ride in the backseat of my car - the list just gets longer and longer.
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[User Picture]From: museofmyself
2013-03-11 04:49 am (UTC)
Let me know how I can help! Oh, and I thought it was a llama. But alpacas are adorable, too, and there should be more of them riding around in backseats of cars at random intervals. That alone would bring about world peace. :D
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-03-21 08:19 pm (UTC)
Hmm, perhaps you are right, oh well, the only way to settle this is to have a llama AND and alpaca in the backseat, can't be seen to be showing prejudice unnecessarily now can we?!
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[User Picture]From: museofmyself
2013-03-21 08:35 pm (UTC)
Definitely not; animal prejudice is bad. So there should be a goat, too, because I love goats.
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-03-21 09:43 pm (UTC)
If I keep listening to you it's going to be a damn petting zoo!
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[User Picture]From: museofmyself
2013-03-24 04:45 am (UTC)
ROFL! That's okay, it'll soften your image, Undisputed World Leader. ;D
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-03-26 08:52 pm (UTC)
I will have to get a fluffer for my image then ;).
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[User Picture]From: museofmyself
2013-03-27 08:31 am (UTC)
Wait. What?!
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[User Picture]From: plantmom
2013-03-11 05:53 pm (UTC)
Me too! So then, who's been cashing all those cheques I've been posting?
Lord, I miss you when you make yourself scarce!
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-03-21 08:34 pm (UTC)
I have no idea on the cheque situation, but I am rather impressed that you spelled cheque the way you did. Oh, I think I should mention, in case you know anyone who is interested, there will be a job opening delivering my mail in the very near future as it appears my current postie will be taking a permanent leave of absence.
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[User Picture]From: plantmom
2013-03-21 08:46 pm (UTC)
Re: "cheque", we live in Buffalo, NY, but we prefer to think we live in southern Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Uh, EXTREME southern Toronto! Especially during the Bush years...
Frankly, a lot of the ways words are spelt in Amurrican English lack elegance.
Re: the mail, OOOOH, OOOOH! Can I? Oh wait, it would mean moving, wouldn't it? Sorry...
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-03-21 09:49 pm (UTC)
I have to be honest and say I don't blame you one little bit! I have actually been to Buffalo, NY, well the airport. I caught a taxi from Niagara Falls to Buffalo airport. It was quite an experience getting hauled in by the US border customs guys. They thought it was strange that I was from Australia with a UK passport, my then wife had a passport in her maiden name and our cabbie was an Aussie. They kept us waiting for an hour or so, made us pay some kind of invented tax so they could go out drinking on Friday night and let us go. Luckily we were on a fixed fare so the meter wasn't running.

Well, it would mean either moving or one heck of a commute ;).
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[User Picture]From: bustedinthei247
2013-04-02 10:56 pm (UTC)

OMG

OMG it's you! Remember meeeee? It's been a few years but I would love to catch up if you remember/have time to. :)

Amie
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-04-13 12:22 am (UTC)

Re: OMG

Heck yeah I remember you :)! You were around these parts, ie my LJ, near the beginning and now that I am even closer to World Domination you want back on the bandwagon, well what can I say, take a seat because you are always welcome - though the chain I will be attaching to your ankle isn't just a kink of mine, it serves a dual purpose of making sure you don't disappear again! *Grin*.
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[User Picture]From: bustedinthei247
2013-04-13 06:12 am (UTC)

Re: OMG

I am so glad to finally hear from you. I assumed you didn't remember me. I am pretty forgettable. ^_^ Anyways, how has everything been? I've missed you!! :) I like the sound of the chain. ;)!
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[User Picture]From: curefreak
2013-04-20 05:31 pm (UTC)

Re: OMG

Things have been weird. I am now divorced, my Dad died and I am still watching the world and understanding a little less each day - I think that's the way it's supposed to be, but hey, as long as you are good with chains all is right in this world ;).
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